Swaghim the swaggiest kid on the block

Posted on May 20, 2014 by in Features

Gaby Cordova

Feature Editor

Fahim Badal is the swaggiest guy on the block that has earned him the name Swaghim. He has a cool fresh new style with his awesome denim jacket. He gets the ladies by telling them jokes that will make them fall madly in love with him. His eyebrow game is too strong and ready to seduce anyone. He soon plans to take over the world with his swag.

Q: Are you doing this interview so the ladies can know you are single and ready to mingle?

A: Actually I just wanted to talk about myself. About how I beat Spiro in track multiple times that I was given the name “The Phantom Runner”.

 

Q: Wasn’t that last year?

A: The accomplishment lives on forever.

 

Q: Do you have bromance going on with Spiro?

A: No, I was just excited to beat the main man of the football team. But I think Spiro loves me, what a creep.

 

Q: Who is your fashion inspiration?

A: Drake, everything he wears is funky fresh.

 

Q: How is it to be swaggy?

A: It’s great, I can feel the swag oozing from my body.

 

Q: What are your ambitions?

A: To be the swaggiest guy in school, and hope the future generation inherits it.

 

Q: If you could be anyone in the world who would it be?

A: Peeta Mellark from TheHunger Games because I would get to kiss Jennifer Lawrence.

 

Q: What made you decide that you want to have swag?

A: Someone called me “Swaghim” once and it touched my soul and I knew what I wanted.

 

Q: What are the benefits now that you have swag?

A: I see the world differently and I feel more confident.

 

Q: What does your mom say about your style?

A: She encourages it, she gets a good laugh out of my denim jacket because she has one too.

 

Q: How do you know what clothes to get?

A: I know what to buy, my swag detectors point me to the right clothes.

 

Q: Are you a swag God?

A: Yes, and those who believe in me will go to swag heaven.

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